Miley Weasel [ 95% REAL ]

Because the ferret (a member of the weasel family) was named Miley, viewers began calling her "Miley the Weasel." Search engines, unable to discern context, lumped searches for "Miley the weasel" into "Miley Weasel."

In the taxonomy of modern folklore, "Miley Weasel" represents a distinct and fascinating creature. She is not quite the polished pop idol, nor is she the tragic figure of the troubadour. Instead, she is a hybrid of the two: a creature of high-gloss survival, scrapping her way through the mud of the music industry with a grin full of veneers and a heart full of pragmatism. miley weasel