A Day With Simon Kitty And Matthy Lifeselector [work] →

I never thought I'd spend a day with two of the most influential figures in my online life: Simon Kitty, the infamous music producer and tastemaker, and Matthy Lifeselector, the enigmatic curator of underground culture. But, as fate would have it, our paths crossed in a most unexpected way.

The coin spins. What do you do?

“Matthy has spoken,” Simon said, grinning. “Grab the spare sheets from the closet. I’ll get the masking tape.” a day with simon kitty and matthy lifeselector

This is the terror. With 18,000 people fighting for cursor control, Matthy’s computer becomes a exorcism. The mouse flies wildly. They almost buy a domain name called "SimonIsABuzzkill.com." They accidentally open Matthy’s webcam history (clean, luckily). They close the stream and reopen it three times. Simon and Kitty shout over each other trying to regain control. Matthy just laughs, staring at the ceiling. I never thought I'd spend a day with

"Coffee," I confirm.