The Lingerie Salesman S Worst Nightmare Extra Quality |work|

This trifecta consists of three elements:

The customer does not want a garment. She wants time travel. She wants a bra that will lift, separate, smooth, disappear, cool her down in summer, warm her up in winter, and mend her relationship with her mother. the lingerie salesman s worst nightmare extra quality

When a customer claims they haven't changed sizes since 1994, just nod and bring the larger size "to compare for comfort." If you’d like, I can: Draft a "How-To" guide for avoiding these pitfalls. This trifecta consists of three elements: The customer

"Extra quality" items require hand-washing in tepid water with specialized pH-neutral detergent. When a customer mentions they "usually just use the delicate cycle," the salesman must gently explain that a washing machine is a wood-chipper for $300 lace. The nightmare is the inevitable return of a ruined, shrunken garment and the customer's insistence that "for this price, it should have survived the dryer." Survival of the Fittest When a customer claims they haven't changed sizes